YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN ...

The May long weekend as passed. May two four. May twofer

Remember when you called it that, May twofer. Remember what that meant to you?

Yeh man, long weekend, a twofer of beer ... or wine or whiskey or tequilla .. the latter of which could lead to a two day stay in a hospital .. or jail cell but what the fuck .. IT'S THE LONG WEEKEND

Camping, drinking, barfing, boating, barfing, partying, barfing, BBQ, bar... you get the idea

Call the fam, call the friends, everyone chip in, rent a van, find a hotel/campsite/improperlymaintainedhouse ... party IT'S THE LONG WEEKEND

Times have changed my friends

This May Twofer it was .. Great, let's mow the lawn, buy a Weedeater, rake up the leaves, take the dog for an extra long walk, have a BBQ and cue up the last three episodes of Game of Thrones

Yeh .. it's, um, the Long Weekend

Party on dudes