SOMETIMES IT'S TOO EASY

Sometimes it really is too easy

I just saw a TV commercial for a new infant product. It's Winnie. You know, the little honey loving bear. You know his full name.

Say it to yourself, just to make sure you have it

But he's not ordinary Winnie. He's a baby Winnie, to relate to your human baby one supposes

Now we have Winnie and it comes with a rattle that the baby can hold. When baby shakes the rattle, baby Winnie dances .. ok, it just sits there and vibrates but that pretty much emulates an infant's dance style. And after a couple of tequilla's it pretty much emulates my dance style as well

Anyway

So baby shakes the rattle and baby Winnie dances. Or, as the commercial copy declares, Winnie "goes" Except they don't use baby Winnie's first name. They use his appelation. Now, say Winnie's full name again. Say it, don't spell it, just do it phonetically. Keep the "baby" part in the name please

Yes lady and gentlemen, give your baby a rattle and when she sakes it really really hard, you can "watch baby poo go"

Sometimes, it's just too easy